Alright that was a scene from the confusing, crazy, psychotic, freaky, disturbing, and all around AWESOME SOUTHLAND TALES!
I do need to say something to a few of my friends before I start this movie.
When I first finished this movie I thought it SUCKED! This movie is a confusing mess and I couldn’t see past that. This morning something inside of me was STRAINING to see it again. I realized what’s the harm?
So I watched it again and must say that I now think it ROCKS!
This movie consists of part 4,5, and 6 of a 6 part series about a terrorist attack in Texas.
Parts 1,2, and 3 are ONLY available in book form (which are ALSO written by Richard Kelly)
So onto the review.
The problem with this movie is that I have no idea WHERE to begin.
The movie starts off with a hand- cam recording of a family BBQ on the 4th of July for about 2 minutes everything is ver laid back and nothing important is really happening and then out of nowhere BOOM! you see a mushroom cluod slowly dissapate in the sky and you are sent off on a rocket blast of information (every bit of it important to the rest of the story) all being narrated by Justin Timberlake.
After that there is nothing but cofusion and subplots subplots subplots!
This movie actually contains: 1 main storyline, 5 plots, and about 3 subplots within each plot.
This movie is very confusing and will only be appreciated by the few people who are willing to watchit again.
I give it: 3/5 stars.

And now we’ll move along to possibly the worst movie I have ever sat through: 10,000 B.C.



This movie is boring, stupid, pointless, and pretentious.
And that’s being nice.
While the trailers made it look amazing and epic I can honestly tell you that I almost fell asleep QUITE a few times.
The special effects look good at the beginning but (as the film goes on) they get worse and worse until there is nothing left but utter tripe.
This movie i like rotten fish put into a blender then poured into a cup with whipped cream and a cherry on top. I f you aren’t looking too close it might look really good and when you atert out it’s actually pretty sweet, but soon you are left eating chocked up artichokes.
I give this movie a 0.5/5 I would not reccomend it to ANYONE EVER! EVER! DO NOT SEE IT!

On a brighter note Atonement came out on dvd yesterday



as well as Enchanted.



These were 2 of my favorite movies from 2007 and I reccomend them to EVERYONE!
Have a great day!